I have always thought the STAR FUCK MACHINE was one of the more interesting (and entertaining) pieces of sexual technology that I have come across. The Star Fuck has 8 different speeds and a remote control that works up to 20 feet away. I remember when the Star Fuck was only available in a bright green & red model. It still looked neat, but just seemed too Christmas/holiday colored. I see you can now get a sleek and shiny black Star Fuck Machine. The black model reminds me a bit of Darth Vader's helmet (always a good sign), or even "Dark Helmet" (are my Spaceballs fans out there?) :-). If anyone has taken a ride on a Star Fuck machine, let me know. I'd love to hear your thoughts. Also: No animals were harmed in the making, or in the testing of The Star Fuck sex machine.
